**"Photo of a scraggly rooster, twice as tall as a man, walking on two legs, wearing a crumpled, tattered suit, confidently approaching the camera. Next to the rooster stands a 45-year-old man in a wrinkled, disheveled presidential-style suit, unshaven and holding a bottle, looking like a down-and-out alcoholic. Both are walking confidently toward the camera on Red Square, with St. Basil's Cathedral visible in the ba…
